14-8-2007: The original ODM is finally mine

Just as I had promised earlier in this my diary, today I screwed the Kalonzolites good and proper when I finally secured control of the original ODM. Now they are shouting "good riddance" but I'm saying "there's more shafting to come". How about I re-open the "orange symbol" saga and strip the Kalonzolites of more identity? Of course I'll finally adopt the nyundo as the official ODM party symbol, but I just can't resist reducing Kalonzo to the career Foreign Minister that he is destined to be. He should go no further than Moi and Kibaki to see the danger of not switching off a running tinga.

9-8-2007: UK adopts a sidekick

I have Mudavadi, Kalonzo has Julia, and today Uhuru has adopted Biwott as his sidekick. We all need to have one, but please, Biwott? of all stinkers? The guy stinks of all things Moi, but I guess UK has realised, like everyone else, that to beat me you have to assemble a grand coalition. His isn't anything grand, but a boy has to try. I guess his next bet is to try and join Kalonzo but, let's be real, the Raila-Mudavadi-Charity train is unstopable.

8-8-2007: The Kalonzolites have won Round 1

Today, the Kalonzolites, led by a one Mr. Maanzo, went to court to stop me from getting my hands on ODM-Kenya. They've hurt me good this time. Round 1 goes to them, but I'm cooking up something so sweet it will shake them up real good. For a hint, it is something "original".

4-8-2007: Have I told you lately that I love Charity?

It wasn't just by chance that Charity Ngilu raided that police station and freed the suspect. She was just following the rulebook of another great feline, Hillary Clinton. To beat the men, you have to act like them. I'll be her Obama come 2012 when I'll be going for my second presidential term. I learnt a lot from him during our last encounter (see picture below). This year I'll swing with Kalonzo (after we endour fake war) but come 2012 there will be no better VP for me than charity Ngilu herself. She is learning to be the best at this game we play.